Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Your Potential Consultation.

Hello Potential Clients,
I write you on behalf of the staff at Future Unincorporated, a consulting company temporarily located in the window-front office of 3rd Ward in Bushwick.

We would like to congratulate you for creating the opportunity to engage with us about your future!!!
We believe that everybody's individual futures add up to the greater tomorrow. In order to maximize your potential role in the future, we recommend that you incorporate. As an individual you are granted much less power than you might be as a commercial entity. In order to locate your best dimension in the corporate future, we would like to lead you through a series of questions and exercises that will invigorate your truest infrastructure, eliminate your stale inner bureaucracy, and organize a deep down sense of wholeness so you can be the deep non-profit that you know you are already becoming.

Please email our staff to make an appointment to set these wheels in motion. Visit www.futureunincorporated.com to learn more about our goods and services.
To your future!
Cassie Thornton, BFA
Future Manager, CEO, Intern
Future Unincorporated

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