Feeling good in the future.

One of the best mottos:

Doing Good to Do Well…

Here at Future Unincorporated, we feel a lot of
Corporate Social Responsibility.
It feels good. Future Unincorporated wants to put the

corporate back in spiritual practices.

Corporations now successfully consider the interests of society by taking responsibility for the impact of their activities on customers, employees, shareholders, communities
and the environment in all aspects of their operations. However, we think that spiritual centers, holy individuals, and green organizations could channel their bounty more effectively.

The new corporate idealism

is most lucrative when it is synthesized from an essential truth. When revenue equals cost, one can maximize their assets to achieve supernormal profit. This natural sense of value comes from a sustainable inflation from a steady markup. When an entity can dissolve the fear involved with admitting the universal law of profit in all things, they can truly support the

sacred divine that exists in the chain of command.

The obligation of corporations extends beyond the statutory obligation to comply with legislation. Today we see organizations voluntarily taking further steps to improve the quality of life for employees and their families as well as for the local community and society at large.

Recent Events that have Passed On.

THIS HAPPENED
Saturday, Feb 2, 8p (doors) to 4a
Jivamukti Yoga School
841 Broadway, 2nd Fl. (between 13th & 14th St. at Union Square)

$15 advance tickets, $20 door

Approximately one month ago, Future Unincorporated participated in its very first event as a Deep NY Non-profit. In collaboration with Reality Sandwich, an internet magazine spearheaded by Daniel Pinchbeck, we presented a well lit cubicle to illuminate Jivamukti during an event called 'Evolver: Wake Up and Dream'.

For the Evolver event, we introduced:
Bureaucratic Bounty: produces a general sense of confusion composed of a series of specific awkward tasks all heavily laden in rules and poorly described expectations.

The Enlightened Cubicle: fearlessly shines fluorescent light onto our clients eyes in a very dark and murky atmosphere.

Complimentary Consultations: begin with a client interview with a member of management. We discuss quality of life, which we document and judge based on our own sense of the corporate value scale.

Personal Potential Power Profile: We judge each client to determine their relationship to corporate spiritual powerfulness.

Intention Projection: is a system of projecting the overhead of the clients’ wishes and needs onto the wall and into public view, pushing desires into the atmosphere and into the awareness of strangers. We believe this creates a better success to failure ratio.

Party Financial Analysis: is an entrance poll of the expected income of the attendees for the coming week. The progress of the survey is charted on a graph and projected for public view.

Poll of the Future: requires clients to cast their vote for what will inevitably befall them. They choose to elect a specific prediction, desire, or fear.

Infinite Certainty Compost: Voters cast their ballots into our patented ballot shredding machine, clearing the bad karma away for the next fiscal cycle.

NY State Prescription Planning: When we can see a client needs something extra to extend or build their functionality…

Responsible Distribution of Paperwork: We distribute informational pamphlets, cards, prescriptions, and more- but only to people who are interested, or if they promised to recycle it.

New York Office OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Time moves forward, and so do we.
Today is the first day of official office hours at our new prime location in Brooklyn, NY.
We will be taking appointments for consultations from
9am to 1pm est
in our NY bureau office.

Since we have been on the road, the mobile office has gone through a lot of changes. We are making sacrifices to do what is best for the corporation. In NYC being incorporated requires a different level of competition and offensive marketing strategies.

We have been meeting with professionals to update our business plan to better suit
YOU, OUR PRIMARY CUSTOMER and reason for being,
and to keep our head above the high tides.

We are planning a public presentation of our business plan followed by a discussion in coming weeks. Seats are limited so please show your interest with a raise of virtual hands.
Just as in Finland, you can expect the best that Consulting has to offer. Our goal is the same, to give and take advice. We offer a plethora of services that will extend or build the functionality of our clients to meet the unique requirements of everyday.

Feel free to print out our new handbill above to read about our new products, and feel free to distribute them to your friends, loved ones, and strangers (we charge if you would like to make some door to door deliveries).