Friday, December 28, 2007

We are really getting somewhere.

Because we are going places.

We have had a full schedule of interviews this week.
We thank all our customers for braving the terrible weather and coming to the office for a meeting. Your receipts are being processed.

Kiitos to Verpi, Merwa, and Catherine!

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Make an Appointment with a Consultant. Today.

We are now taking appointments for interviews in the office with a professional consultant.
Please email info@futureunincorporated to schedule a time to meet at the office.
Our office days for the remainder of the year are:
Daylight: December 28, 29, 30, 31.
In January, we will accept appointments only for January 4 until further notice.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Open House Tomorrow!

ATTENTION CUSTOMERS
Tomorrow, December 26 from 3pm until 6pm
Special Boxing Day Office Hours
Please come for a FREE INTRODUCTORY CONSULTATION



Directions: From Saksala Artradius, head to the gray art residence building. Continue Northwest (follow the orange flags) to the farm field. Cut through the potatoes. When you see the small lit building, follow the path through the tall grass, stay on the left and then head down the small plateau. Be sure to step around the fire hoses. Please excuse our appearance, we are permanently under construction. We are always updating the space to better serve our clients.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Infomercial

In the new fiscal year...

As you can see, the design department has taken a quick break for some glogg and dry toast to celebrate the holiday season, and for a quick trip to light some candles at the cemetery. As a new corporation, every moment counts, but we still have priorities besides productivity. One of those priorities is giving the staff some time away from the office to enjoy the cheerful holidays.


However, we do know how these holidays can slip by-- and before you know it, a few days are tossed to the wolves, and they become nothing but black holes on your calendar! So we have some tips for how to start this new year on the right foot.
Tip #1 Start designing a tax system that will actually work this year. Yes, you have been doing your taxes since April, but you might not be doing it right. We recommend that on these long winter days the staff reconsider the ways they are recording their income and expenditures.
Don't stop there:
Tip #2 It is not a bad idea to document your activities on an hourly basis. It will be much easier to prove what your worth at the company is. Based on the value of your time, we can decide how much to pay you.
One of our most devoted employees is making a 'receipt of their life'. The more we know, the better we can judge her. Now she is really part of the team.It looks as though she has made some sort of pulley system for the receipt right next to her desk. She works long hours so this is very convenient for her! She will have a great new year, fiscally and spiritually if she keeps up the good work!

www.futureunincorporated.com


Thanks to a generous Christmas e-gift from one of our Board Members:
Chief of Domain: Mark Strzalka from Fox Lake, Illinois--
The Future Unincorporated can now be found on the WORLD WIDE WEB!!!
Please click on the link above to access our new site, which is:
http://www.futureunincorporated.com
BOOKMARKIT!
The Design Department has been working around the clock to get the site up and running before the new year.