Satellite Offices

We now have satellite offices in several locations, and they will continue to operate during office hours. We are expanding as an unincorporated entity every day. By next week we might have offices on three continents:

Europe
(Haukivuori, Finland): Stand-in top dog consultant Marja DeJong

Asia
(Kyoto, Japan): Permanent Executive Powerful Adminstrator Miyuki Kido

North America
(Brooklyn, NY): Future Manager, Dr. CAThornton, BFA

A big warm 'thank you!' goes out to all the staff that is keeping the Future Unincorporated alive! Your belief in the power of the infinite fiscal calendar is what gives us the will to go on.

Plans for Tomorrow Already Happened

It seems like just yesterday we were planning for the future,
which we decided would take place in NYC. In case you missed the news,

Future Unincorporated has relocated to New York City.

After months of preparation and worry, we made our big jump. Without skipping a beat,
the future has been happening for four weeks already.

Not to worry, we are still very concerned about Finland, but from the control center of the world, we feel like we are in the center of everything. In fact, we can worry about the futures of many different countries and people that exist outside of NYC, because now everything else seems fictitious.

Our classifications and analysis of former clients is now much simpler because they now seem like characters from a fairytale. It makes our consultations and predictions much simpler if we are just working with the idea of people rather than real ones.

We are now ready to present the rest of our research from our extended business trip to Haukivuori, Finland. Please be patient as we take our time to present you with our strategic analysis of what is going to happen based on what already did.



We are so open for business. Make an appointment with a consultant for a report on your status.