Thursday, April 10, 2008

What time is it?

TIME TO SAVE YOUR CORPORATE FUTURE.

Time for an update. A new idea we had here at Future Unincorporated is to encourage a Swiss watch company to relocate from 5th Avenue to Bushwick in time for 2012, as a part of the larger 'Saving Our Corporate Futures' program. We want to help Bushwick to become updated, and a better sense of time would help the neighborhood to become more aware of the time ticking away around them.



The proposal is not as one sided as it might seem. We are on all sides, protecting everyone with our greater sense of worry. In addition to updating Bushwick so it can have a corporate future like everyone else, we are also interested in protecting the corporate interests of large and exclusive companies. Their role in the life of an average consultant is vital for purposes of classification of people based on status and finance, for structuring our priorities in terms of consumption, self evaluation, and giving those of 'us' lower on the totem pole something to strive for. Piaget could be your new raison d'etre, so long as they move to Bushwick before the economy takes away their highly credited clients. The market has no borough boundaries. Relocation might not be an option, but a necessity.

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