THIS HAPPENED
Saturday, Feb 2, 8p (doors) to 4a
Jivamukti Yoga School
841 Broadway, 2nd Fl. (between 13th & 14th St. at Union Square)
Saturday, Feb 2, 8p (doors) to 4a
Jivamukti Yoga School
841 Broadway, 2nd Fl. (between 13th & 14th St. at Union Square)
$15 advance tickets, $20 door
Approximately one month ago, Future Unincorporated participated in its very first event as a Deep NY Non-profit. In collaboration with Reality Sandwich, an internet magazine spearheaded by Daniel Pinchbeck, we presented a well lit cubicle to illuminate Jivamukti during an event called 'Evolver: Wake Up and Dream'.
For the Evolver event, we introduced:
Bureaucratic Bounty: produces a general sense of confusion composed of a series of specific awkward tasks all heavily laden in rules and poorly described expectations.
The Enlightened Cubicle: fearlessly shines fluorescent light onto our clients eyes in a very dark and murky atmosphere.
Complimentary Consultations: begin with a client interview with a member of management. We discuss quality of life, which we document and judge based on our own sense of the corporate value scale.
Personal Potential Power Profile: We judge each client to determine their relationship to corporate spiritual powerfulness.
Intention Projection: is a system of projecting the overhead of the clients’ wishes and needs onto the wall and into public view, pushing desires into the atmosphere and into the awareness of strangers. We believe this creates a better success to failure ratio.
Party Financial Analysis: is an entrance poll of the expected income of the attendees for the coming week. The progress of the survey is charted on a graph and projected for public view.
Poll of the Future: requires clients to cast their vote for what will inevitably befall them. They choose to elect a specific prediction, desire, or fear.
Infinite Certainty Compost: Voters cast their ballots into our patented ballot shredding machine, clearing the bad karma away for the next fiscal cycle.
NY State Prescription Planning: When we can see a client needs something extra to extend or build their functionality…
Responsible Distribution of Paperwork: We distribute informational pamphlets, cards, prescriptions, and more- but only to people who are interested, or if they promised to recycle it.
For the Evolver event, we introduced:
Bureaucratic Bounty: produces a general sense of confusion composed of a series of specific awkward tasks all heavily laden in rules and poorly described expectations.
The Enlightened Cubicle: fearlessly shines fluorescent light onto our clients eyes in a very dark and murky atmosphere.
Complimentary Consultations: begin with a client interview with a member of management. We discuss quality of life, which we document and judge based on our own sense of the corporate value scale.
Personal Potential Power Profile: We judge each client to determine their relationship to corporate spiritual powerfulness.
Intention Projection: is a system of projecting the overhead of the clients’ wishes and needs onto the wall and into public view, pushing desires into the atmosphere and into the awareness of strangers. We believe this creates a better success to failure ratio.
Party Financial Analysis: is an entrance poll of the expected income of the attendees for the coming week. The progress of the survey is charted on a graph and projected for public view.
Poll of the Future: requires clients to cast their vote for what will inevitably befall them. They choose to elect a specific prediction, desire, or fear.
Infinite Certainty Compost: Voters cast their ballots into our patented ballot shredding machine, clearing the bad karma away for the next fiscal cycle.
NY State Prescription Planning: When we can see a client needs something extra to extend or build their functionality…
Responsible Distribution of Paperwork: We distribute informational pamphlets, cards, prescriptions, and more- but only to people who are interested, or if they promised to recycle it.
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